BEWARE the bastoker!

As I adventure near and far, I alway carry my signet staff with me. To ensure that I have signet as I fight in the name of Bastok. I also whack fellow Bastokers so they too can carry the symbol of Bastok with them.

Yes, I sometimes sneak up on people that I know and smack them with the staff. I am not very good at sneaking up on people. I do not think I will ever have a job as a Thief. Thinking Guan was distracted by his chocobo, I tried a swing or two with my trusty signet staff.

So for all of you out there... BEWARE the bastoker stalker!